Thursday, March 14, 2013

Review: Oscar Edisi 85: Tentang Boobs, Filem Muzikal dan Jennifer Lawrence yang Terjatuh

 
Lama gila nak rebiu Oscar kali ni.

Edisi ke 85 ni dihoskan oleh Seth Mc Farlene yang sangat ohsem! Jom tengok apa yang ohsem! ha ha ha
We sawwww yourrrr boooobssss

1. Persembahan pembukaan dengan lagu We Saw Your Boobs. Parody America katanya. Basically tentang few actress yang pernah menunjukkan "goodies" ketika di layar perak termasuklah Angelina Jolie (Gia), Charlize Theron (Monsters), Helle Berry (Monsters Ball), Nicole Kidman (Eyes Wide Shuts), Anne Hathaway (Brockback Mountain) dan Jessica Chastain (Lawless). Paling lawak bila aktress Kate Winslet disebutkan. Minah tu memang pegang rekod paling banyak tayang boobies termasuk dalam filem Hamlet, Heavenly Creatures, Titanic, Iris, Little Children, Jude dan The Reader.

2. Persembahan musical dari Catherine Zeta Jones dalam Chicago (she won an Oscar for Supporting Role), Jennifer Hudson dalam filem Dreamgirls (juga menang Oscar dalam kategori sama) dan casts dari filem Les Miserables menyanyi atas pentas (memang Russel Crowe sumbang menyanyi ye!)

 Bayangan Velma Kelly menjelma!

  
 Power betei!!!

 
Si Amanda Seyfried siap jeling si Russel Crowe salah masuk ton lagu, kah kah kah

3. Seperti aku jangka, Jennifer Lawrence menggondol Aktress Terbaik mengalahkan calon fevret Jessica Chastain. Wataknya sebagai sex addict yang recover selepas kematian suami berjaya memancing juri. 

 Oh shit! (kata Jessica Chastain dalam hati)


  
Nak kejo Award!!


Oh mak kau!


This is Nuts!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

u shud post list of all the nominees and winners for each category.. ;)

ghost writer said...

tapi tetap minat kate winslet sebab dia lebih jelas dengan pameran panas! haha! terutama dalam the reader. awesome!

W. Hidney said...

hahah gila lama nak review

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